Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
playing my instrument makes me very sad
but not playing my instrument also makes me very sad
do you see my dilemma
current mood: oprah running on hot coals
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day
what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested
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